beachbeibi
polartaint
I think sanji would be one of those tinder dudes who’s profile pic is him with a fish
908 notes Friday
viktormaru
kuravix
amygdalae
ren-mielthebee
asongofstarkandtargaryenThe actual reason why Zoro wasn't included among the Strawhats who went to rescue Sanji in Whole Cake Island arc is bc if he was there Zosan power would be so real that Zoro and Sanji would have to be canon right there. I know this bc Oda told me himself.
376 notes Tuesday
sneakyfeetsMe, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated
Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-
Me: he needs to be sedated
Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-
Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off
Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate
Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him
Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him
Me:
A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file
Since this post blew up and people have asked for this villain’s record, here are some of Stinky Bastard Man’s more heinous crimes:
- Screamed so loudly with such unbridled fury the one time he wasn’t sedated at the vet that he caused a little girl in the waiting room to burst into tears
- Ripped an escape hole in the patio screen door in a single night
- Snuck into the garage overnight where he managed to pull down his massive food bag from the top shelves, ripped it open and ate so much he couldn’t/wouldn’t move when we found him in the morning
- Learned how to open the laundry cabinet to sleep on the clean towels
- Learned how to open doors, thus allowing the dog to follow in after who then eats from the trash
- Bats off anything on our windowsills that gets in the way of his sitting. Current succulent casualty count: 4
- Thankfully cannot open the bedroom door due to rusty mechanisms, but managed to slip in one night when it wasn’t fully closed. Jumped down from my windowsill squarely onto my stomach, leaving me to bolt awake screaming from the blow and convinced I was under attack
- Tricked me into loving him forever anyway
the-haiku-botRipped an escape hole
in the patio screen door
in a single night
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
thebidork
oh my god he’s THIS Stinky Bastard Man!!!!
anais-ninja-bitch
bebe-benzenheimerthe stinky bastard man, the stinky bastard myth, the stinky bastard legend
222,867 notes Tuesday
sailermoon“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
whenthegoldrays“I’m going to sleep” is the biggest lie I’m going to stare at my ceiling for the next three hours
85,773 notes Tuesday
awooga if we’re being honest